Former Traitor-In-Chief Gets His Mugshot: Morning in America

The traitorous former president and best friend of Vladimir Putin surrendered for booking at the notorious Fulton County Jail in Georgia yesterday on charges of subverting the voting process.

Booking number 2313827.

The FPOTUS brought his best ‘big yard’ scowl to his booking, practicing up for facing down and intimidating the Pruno King of D Block for bunkbed choice. Watch out 2313827, Pruno’s got a toothbrush behind his back.

Like falling dominoes.
The Snitch: the boss says ‘he’s the Judas’ and Meadows is another Yevgeny Prigozhin. Shelf life two months: dead man walking.
Trump: ‘I could have been relaxing at Mar-a-Lago or the south of France, which I would prefer to being in this country frankly,’ He meant south of Carpathia.
He listed his height as six foot three inches, LOL. And volunteered his weight was 215! Everyone in the room must have chuckled.
I’d bet good money his donations ramped up as his cultists sold nazi paraphernalia to send him money. They will always vote for him.
Seems upping your daily dose of Adderall, Propecia, Ozamypic and aspartame leads to endless logorrhea gibberish. Or, even better, complete aphasia and an endless thousand-yard-stare Mitch McConnell fugue state. Hopefully coming very soon.
Mugging is nothing new to this fucking guy.
Actual trump quote: “I was the apple of his [Putin’s] eye,”. These kids need to get a room.
This never gets old.
Mugshot of old Handsome Joe channeling Dark Brandon.

Text by todgermanica.com, images via dailykos.com.

One thought on “Former Traitor-In-Chief Gets His Mugshot: Morning in America

  1. Lots of memes out there for a guy with no sense of humor. By the way, where is Baron? Does Melania have him stashed in a villa in Slovenia?

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